Independence

In honor of our independence, I beat up a British man today. Well, I didn't beat him up so much as punch him in the face. He looked shifty. Something in his eye told me he still believed that the colonies belonged under the rule of the British Empire. I couldn't afford to take chances. I clocked him in the jaw, and two of his oddly proportioned British teeth went flying. Liberty or death, my friends. Liberty or death.