Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Save Us, Raymond

Everybody loves Raymond.

Everybody means EVERYBODY.

Barack Obama loves Raymond

Osama bin Laden loves Raymond.

Estelle Getty - Raymond lover.

Mitt Romney - him too!

Yassir Arafat - you get the picture.

Their love for Raymond is the only thing God and Satan can agree on.

Maybe Raymond should run for President. He would be the only person in history to receive 100% of the popular vote. He would put the "Popular" in popular vote, so loved is he. Then, we would finally have peace in the Middle East. How can you go to war with someone you love? You can't!

Ray Barone, champion of my heart! You are our only hope.

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