Two Thumbs Up A Creek

Aaaay!
Says the Fonzie.

Aaaaay!
Say his fans.

Meet me in your office Fonzie.
Won't you make me a man.

Everybody wants
Everybody wants
Everybody wants to cross the fence.
But when we get to the other side,
we find there's nowhere to pitch our tents.

And the grass, it isn't really greener.
It must've been the angle of the sun.
And your roommate doesn't pay for cable,
So you'll never see the house of Run.

Who's house?

Aaaaaay!
Says the man,
who's jokes you don't understand.
Aaaaaay!
They chant along with him.
Act like you know. Go up and shake his hand.

Destiny's grandchild, you're a survivor.
You have got the golden key.
Zippo's both a Marx brother and a lighter,
so light a fire under me.

For the sake of romance, I want to learn to dance,
but my hips they refuse to sway.
I took a class in the past to learn to shake some ass,
This epileptic donkey wants some hay.

Aaaaay!
Says the Fonzie.
Now I finally understand.

Aaaaay!
You wizened old Fonzie,
Thanks for making me a man.

Farmer's tan!

Seacrest out.