The Kiss After

I imagine that if you kissed someone on the mouth after they tossed your salad that, while you might mean it as a sign of affection, they could view you as a weirdo who wants to taste his own feces and never want to see you again. You would probably be thinking, "This guy just had his tongue in my poop shoot, who is he to judge?". My advice would be to offer him a breath mint and get on with your life. He was all wrong for you anyways.