Ode to the Anticipation for the Trailer for "Babe: Pig in the City"

Oowee!

Suey!

Can it be true that there's a "Babe" part 2?
You bet your sweet ass! And you know what, Pig - that'll do!
Could it be coming to a theatre near you?
It it's so then, my friends, I'll be coming too!
Not like that,you effing sicko, to a theatre near you.

Oh Babe, you're a country pig,
And you've lived a country life.
What adventures await you in the big city?
What kind of mischief will you get into?

Oh Babe!
Sweet Babe!
Succulent Babe!
Bahhh Rammm You!!!

You can talk to the sheep but, Babe,
can you talk to the hookers in Times Square?

Will you ride on the subway?
Will you take a taxi cab?
Oh, that's silly. A pig in a taxi cab -
I'm not sure that America is ready.

Will you end up strung out on drugs?
Will you join a gang?
Will you get a job at the 7-11?
Will you join the Ku Klux Klan?
They say pork IS the other white meat!

Babe, I want to taste you but I don't want you to die.
It's not sexual. You're just so damned cute.
I'd like to invite you to be my roommate, but I don't have your contact info.

"That pig's majestic!"
Fuck you Charlotte! Fuck your web!
Babe, you've been in Wilbur's shadow for too damned long.
But he never got a sequel.
He wasn't pig enough for the city!

Now, Babe
It's your time to shine!
I think I smell an Oscar!

So fly pig!
You're so much more to me than bacon!
Fly pig -
Fly on!